Friday, October 15, 2010

It's all about the bathroom....

Ok, so I’m about to tell you something personal…but only because I am willing to bet that I’m not the only one with this issue. And even if this doesn’t affect you personally, I hope you will understand my point.

I am what we like to call “a shy pee-er”. I’m not ashamed of my package, other men don’t make me nervous, I just can’t STAND having someone watch me when I take a leak. I had to take a drug test to go into the Air Force, and they stick you in a little room with a guy called a Proctor, and they make you whip it out in front of him to pee in your cup. It’s very dehumanizing and degrading.

Is that what you want for your customers?? A nightclub is about customer service. We sell entertainment (and booze). A dirty (smelly) bathroom is a bad sign. It says the wrong thing about your club, but it’s often the last thing a club owner will think of. And let me just state this emphatically…it’s not 1970 anymore, piss trough’s are out. What is this? A Giants Game??